Jul 19 2008

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Bat Joke

A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave’s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. “OK, follow me.” He flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Do you see that tree over there?” “YES, YES, YES!!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy. “Well I didn’t!

The biological concept in play here is that bats use Radar to interpret vision instead of having eyes like those we dissected in lab.  The joke uses this concept correctly and arguably humorously.

GET IT! CAUSE IF BATS HAD EYES THEN THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE JOKE WOULDN’T HAVE HIT THE TREE!

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Jul 13 2008

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On Parkinson’s Disease

In researching Parkinson’s Disease I found (and refer interested readers to) the National Parkinson’s Foundation website at http://www.parkinson.org.  

 

Parkinson’s Disease occurs as a result of the loss of neurons in a part of the brain called the substantia nigra.  These cells produce dopamine in a healthy individual which is vital to smooth and coordinated muscle movements.  Around the loss of 80% of these neurons the following indicators of the disease appear:

 

-Difficulty with balance

-Tremors

-Rigidity

-Slowness of movement.

 

According to the NPF website the main determining factor for this disease is age, though it crosses all economic, social and gender divides.  Roughly 15% of those with the disease are under the age of 50.  

 

Detection of Parkinson’s Disease is difficult initially as most often it is only detectable via the use of a Magnetic Resonance Imaging machine or MRI which is used by neurologists to map the human brain.  Medicines may be prescribed to either replace or mimic the role of dopamine to stave off the effects of the disease, but only newly developed remedies promise to actually slow its progression.  Some patients opt for a brain surgery to attempt to fight the disease but the surgery itself poses many dangers to patients and is not a guarantee at full recovery.  

 

The NPD estimates that 1 in 100 people over the age of 60 suffer from this disease, with 60 being the average age of onset in most patients. 

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Jul 03 2008

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How I Learn

A brief introduction:  I’m an English Major and really had a tough time memorizing specific traits of specific organisms at specific times.  I need to place events in order, see things relative to each other in time, as in a typical story line.  The first Bio-Story I wrote explained the process of evolving from Fungi through Angiosperms, a story that I threw away after I failed that test.  Yet, compelled by this writing assignment I offer a brief story to explain:

The Evolution of Psuedocoelomates

A tale of Hunger

            Terence set his stuff down in his dorm room and watched his parents move out.  This would be the first time he had ever had to fend for himself for an extended period of time, he was in college.  His story would hereby be a series of trial and error wherein the young man would slowly learn to take care of himself.

            Porifera: At first Terence is immobile, he didn’t leave his room at all.  He ate only whatever his roommate brought through the room.  He depended on the random intrusions from people in his hall for any sort of mental or physical nourishment but evolution would soon move him outwards.

            Cnidaria: Terence developed another layer of character that he had never known before and started focusing his energy towards 4 specific means of obtaining food, which are insignificant to this story now.  Eating was a much better experience now that he knew what was nutritionally beneficial as well as delicious.  He even started moving around the dorm, but mostly could only manage spastic conversations with people, but the simple ability to understand others demanded improvements in his lifestyle.

            Platyhelminthes: Weeks later Terence had all aspects of his life one step closer to in-line.  He was spending most of his time moving between 2 places, the Library and the Dining Hall.  He was working on becoming a better student as well as a better chef.  He was finally learning how to make his own food with his own hands.  By simple contact with people Terence was even learning how to interact and perceive feelings. 

            Nematoda: The second semester was starting and Terence not only had a complete schedule wherein he could focus on simple tasks (eating, reading, etc.) and even had spare time in between tasks.  His health was improving as he was obtaining more nourishment from better and better foods, and giving his food more time to digest in his relaxed time.  He was becoming emotionally more mature as well but mating wasn’t even a thought yet. 

 

Points in the story:

  • Terence learns how to feed himself and how to get the most out of his food.
  • Terence learns how to concentrate on school, this represents the development of cephalization.
  • Terence learns how to focus his energy in specific directions, a metaphor for the development of bilateral symmetry.
  • Terence’s emotional development refers to the evolution of a nervous system.

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Jun 28 2008

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Birds-Eye View of Utah

Birds-Eye View

This is essentially a picture of a rare forested area in Utah. Utah is largely a mountainous desert state yet in this area a large green area serves as an oasis.

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Jun 22 2008

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Hello world!

Welcome to UMW Blogs.org. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

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